Starting Out

Heya there. I might as well start with a little about myself. I am an extremely antisocial, depressed and emotionally scarred dude. I am paranoid, cynical, and have an unhealthy obsession with knives, weapons, comic books, webcomics, and video games. (And I wonder how I can't get a girlfriend)

Thanks to my relative average attractiveness, weird behavior, and interaction problems, I have never been kissed by a girl, held hands, or even obtained a hug longer than 30 seconds. I panic and blow up every plan I set into action and it always becomes a friend relationship. (I said this would be depressing)

If my audience of pity-ers becomes large enough, I hope to find a girl through this thing - (stalkers welcome if they don't harvest organs and pets!) hopefully I won't die in a hilarious accident before I get that far (but if I do, my will includes a friend updating this thing with the details)

If you are someone who takes a large part in trolling on websites and youtube comment panels, stay off this page, I have a lot of free time and I can find where you live.

I want to also press the matter that I am not some stupid whiny emo kid looking for attention, I can be pretty funny at times. By the way, I will make fun of nearly every subculture at some point. Get the hell over it.
--also, thanks for at least reading through the first post, it means a lot.